Well dear readers, it’s confirmed. I am a woman of loose morals. I DID go over and hook up with the roommate of the man I formerly slept with.
A blonde swedish man, he told me all about his future career aspirations in FinTech. I thought his vapid and self-centered monologuing was a sure-fire sign that he was going to be no better in bed than his hot military roommate. But, dear readers, I was WRONG.
He may have been dull, but he sure did know his way around a woman’s body.
As we reached exciting heights of pleasure and ecstasy he asked me “Do you want it in your ass?
I responded breathlessly, “No thank you.”
Single ladiez of the northern midwest 